we're blogging at a bar
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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