Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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