I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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