Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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