so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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