I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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