I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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