...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So much rum. So many feels.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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