Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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