So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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