Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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