I heard we made out
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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