Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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