Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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