Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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