I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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