She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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