I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Randomize
