I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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