He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Sorry my hands just texted you
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Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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