dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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