I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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