I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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