and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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