her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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