Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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