You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
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smell my finger.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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