I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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