matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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