It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i love accidental penises.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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