i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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