Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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