did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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