Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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