I can't watch pbs sober anymore
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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