I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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