Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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