it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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