Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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