We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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