Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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