I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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