DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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