Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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