It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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