I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Never joke about your clitoris.
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