Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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