At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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