I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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