But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Randomize