Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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