i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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