I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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