Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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